Rodman then added. “Which I guess would make it my responsibility to fix that whole Jew-Arab thing over there in Iraq or wherever.”
“When you gas kids with chemical weapons, you are violating international laws which forbid the use of such horrific weapons,” he explained. “But there’re no laws against drone strikes. None. I’m serious, we looked.”
“I agree,” said Juror 53H, a white male in his late 60s. “He really seemed to be pulling for the prosecution. I think I caught him mouthing the words ‘fry the bastard’ at one point.”
“I hope this teaches you that the next time you choose to rape a young girl 35 years your junior you make sure she knows how to keep her mouth shut so we don’t have to go through all this crap.”
“In 2010, CNN reported that white Americans were worth as much as 22 times more than African-Americans. But do we get 22 times the special laws and regulations in our favor? I think not!”
“We got paid for four questions, but they only gave us three, so we tossed in that one as a sort of joke.”
“I am proud to lead such an inclusive, progressive organization,” stated Air New Zealand CEO Christopher Luxon.
“It’s disgraceful!” said Becky Gerritson, founder of the Wetumpka Tea Party in Alabama. “How dare Obama use this historic moment to talk about his socialist issues like freedom and race and jobs.”